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And his crap is still here.
Ah well. The lock's been changed so he's gonna have to either show up when I'm here or do without. No more possibility of coming and going as he pleases. (Can't say that he ever did, but last weekend when he showed up he simply used his key and walked on in....)
Attention! Attention!
This is MY house now.
That is all.
Sunday, July 31, 2005
Thursday, July 28, 2005
Too good to pass up posting about...
I read a few of IRs posts on one of his Christian forums this morning. The main one being about the bonehead co-worker from some months back.
He posted about how the word finally got through to his boss that IR was going to go over his head to solve the problem of the co-worker, and the boss threatening to fire IR in the process.
IR's been on this same rant for over a year now, about the co-worker 'stealing company time' by taking 15 minutes too long on a lunch break or not clocking out for it, that kinda stuff.
So I notice while reading these amusing posts on the Christian forum, that they're made on a Friday (while he's at work) and his range of posts that day go from 12pm to 1:30pm. At most they get an hour for lunch, so it seems that IR was stealing company time while posting his drivel about the co-worker stealing time.
Sweet, sweet irony, eh?
He posted about how the word finally got through to his boss that IR was going to go over his head to solve the problem of the co-worker, and the boss threatening to fire IR in the process.
IR's been on this same rant for over a year now, about the co-worker 'stealing company time' by taking 15 minutes too long on a lunch break or not clocking out for it, that kinda stuff.
So I notice while reading these amusing posts on the Christian forum, that they're made on a Friday (while he's at work) and his range of posts that day go from 12pm to 1:30pm. At most they get an hour for lunch, so it seems that IR was stealing company time while posting his drivel about the co-worker stealing time.
Sweet, sweet irony, eh?
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
The End is Near
I asked and was granted the opportunity to write one of the last posts on what has been a very successful blog. To NOR I give thanks.
NOR and I are gamers.....we have known each other since jr. high school and just happened to end up working together after 20+ years of no contact. Since that time we have played games or chatted just about every night for the last 2 years or so. I moved about the time IR came into the picture and he wasn't so bad the first 3 days or so & then he got comfortable................
What this led to was a constant bemoaning of what an IR he really was over ICQ. Every night....whine, whine, whine (if I still had the chat logs the blog could go on for a few more weeks just using old material). Tiring of the whole thing I suggested he blog about it & thus the Idiot Roommate blog was born.
One day NOR tells me to look at the counter. Hits to the site went from maybe 400 or so to over 16,000 in a matter of days. It seems that someone posted a link to it at Fark.com and alldumb.com and the cult following came about. All that was missing were the groupies.
I have experienced the IR first hand and what has been written here was the truth. NOR is pretty straight to the point....a no nonsense kind of guy so there hasn't been much in the way of embellishment on his part. I know........I have been there.
The blog has become a part of my normal nightly surfing. I have a few sites I always visit & this is one of them. While happy for NOR obtaining his freedom once again....I hate to see it end. What used to irritate me has now become part of what lifts me up each evening in the realization that I am not that bad off.
From those of us that didn't have to deal with you directly.........
IR you will be sorely missed.
posted by BadMojo
NOR and I are gamers.....we have known each other since jr. high school and just happened to end up working together after 20+ years of no contact. Since that time we have played games or chatted just about every night for the last 2 years or so. I moved about the time IR came into the picture and he wasn't so bad the first 3 days or so & then he got comfortable................
What this led to was a constant bemoaning of what an IR he really was over ICQ. Every night....whine, whine, whine (if I still had the chat logs the blog could go on for a few more weeks just using old material). Tiring of the whole thing I suggested he blog about it & thus the Idiot Roommate blog was born.
One day NOR tells me to look at the counter. Hits to the site went from maybe 400 or so to over 16,000 in a matter of days. It seems that someone posted a link to it at Fark.com and alldumb.com and the cult following came about. All that was missing were the groupies.
I have experienced the IR first hand and what has been written here was the truth. NOR is pretty straight to the point....a no nonsense kind of guy so there hasn't been much in the way of embellishment on his part. I know........I have been there.
The blog has become a part of my normal nightly surfing. I have a few sites I always visit & this is one of them. While happy for NOR obtaining his freedom once again....I hate to see it end. What used to irritate me has now become part of what lifts me up each evening in the realization that I am not that bad off.
From those of us that didn't have to deal with you directly.........
IR you will be sorely missed.
posted by BadMojo
Monday, July 25, 2005
Latest update
Well, it's been over a week now.
99% of his stuff is gone.
That leaves 1% (2 boxes and a ?drafting table top?, and a buncha dishware) still here.
He had this whole weekend to get it out.
He didn't.
Maybe I'll change the lock and just keep it.
99% of his stuff is gone.
That leaves 1% (2 boxes and a ?drafting table top?, and a buncha dishware) still here.
He had this whole weekend to get it out.
He didn't.
Maybe I'll change the lock and just keep it.
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
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Thought you all might like to see these. They're gathered from the counter stats for the IRB.
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Monday, July 18, 2005
Sigh.....
Well.. IR's special day off from work for moving has nearly come to it's completion, and he's done exactly...
NOTHING.
Not a damned thing has been moved out of here today, it's all exactly where it was yesterday when he simply "didn't feel like doing it". So, I suspect Mr. Superior Work Ethic will take yet another unneccesary day off to complete his move.
*UPDATE 7/19/05*
Well, it looks like IR is happy just pulling out his stuff a little bit at a time. It took him 2 days, but he finally got all of his food out of here. Nothing else since the first day, but the food is indeed gone.
NOTHING.
Not a damned thing has been moved out of here today, it's all exactly where it was yesterday when he simply "didn't feel like doing it". So, I suspect Mr. Superior Work Ethic will take yet another unneccesary day off to complete his move.
*UPDATE 7/19/05*
Well, it looks like IR is happy just pulling out his stuff a little bit at a time. It took him 2 days, but he finally got all of his food out of here. Nothing else since the first day, but the food is indeed gone.
Sunday, July 17, 2005
HAHAHAHA!!! This could SO be IR!
Found this via www.totalfark.com
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| ARE WE LIVING IN THE LAST DAYS? by: bible_thumping_fool (23/M) | 07/17/05 07:50 pm Msg: 621709 of 623397 1 recommendation |
ARE WE LIVING IN THE LAST DAYS? Elvis 6:10-18 of the Holy Bible tells us how to survive the evil darkness of the last days of this world as we know it… ---------------------------- “Finally, be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power. PUT ON THE FULL ARMOR OF GOD so that you can take your stand against Regis Philbin's schemes. For OUR STRUGGLE IS NOT AGAINST FLESH AND BLOOD, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the SPIRITUAL FORCES OF EVIL, INCLUDING PRESIDENT GEORGE "MONKEYBOY" BUSH JR. AND DR. PHIL MCGRAW in the heavenly realms. Therefore put on the full armor of God (We believe "the armor of God" to which this passage keeps referring may in fact be some type of condom that was used in Biblical times), so that when the day of REGIS, BUSH AND DR. PHIL comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand. Stand firm then, with the BELT OF TRUTH buckled around your waist, with the PANTS OF SILLINESS pooled around your ankles, with the BREASTPLATE OF RIGHTEOUSNESS in place, with the UNDERPANTS OF SANCTIMONIOUSNESS gently supporting your genitalia, the SCARF OF TIMIDITY wrapped around your neck, and capped off with the ASS-LESS LEATHER CHAPS OF ANGER, and with your feet fitted with the AIR JORDANS that come from the GOSPEL OF PEACE, ie. HUSTLER MAGAZINE. In addition to all this, take up the THONG OF DERRING-DO, with which you can extinguish all the flaming arrows of the evil one (Regis). Wear then MULLET OF SALVATION (in DEF LEPPARD) and the SOCKS OF IMPATIENCE, which is the WORD OF GOD (DEF LEPPARD). And PRAY IN THE BANANA HAMMOCK OF RAGE on all occasions with all kinds of prayers and requests, including requests to win the lottery or at least have a good night at the bingo hall. With this in mind, be alert and always keep on praying for THE ENTIRE WARDROBE OF THE GODS.” ---------------------------- Although WE ALL FALL SHORT BECAUSE GOD'S PENIS IS IMMEASURABLY LARGER THAN OUR OWN, the GOOD NEWS is that by GOD’s GRACE – through FAITH IN DEF LEPPARD -- we can have our SINS FORGIVEN, ESCAPE HELL, and spend ETERNITY IN HEAVEN with Him, and experience the pleasure of ETERNAL MINTY-FRESH BREATH, listening to the soothing SOUNDS OF YANNI. FORGIVENESS OF SIN, SALVATION, BODY ODOR, and the Burt Reynolds movie DELIVERANCE are available FROM GOD ONLY THROUGH DEF LEPPARD FOR THE INCREDIBLY LOW PRICE OF $8.99, but TAKE HEED for this offer is for VALID FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY. DEF LEPPARD will forgive and deliver anyone from our sinful life-choices and tight pants, within 6-8 weeks upon receipt of payment, if we ask Him with a sincere repentant heart in the name of DEF LEPPARD, because the Bible says that whoever calls upon the name of the LEPPARD shall be saved (Joel 2:32, Acts 2:21, John 3:16, Harold 54:40, Leonard 24:7) and THERE IS NO WAY TO THE FATHER EXCEPT THROUGH DEF LEPPARD (John 14:6, Andruw 69:22). Why not ask DEF LEPPARD to be your Lord & savior today to receive JOE ELLIOT'S forgiveness of all sin and escape the punishment of hell, receive deliverance from every curse and every form of spiritual oppression, including re-runs of "Full House", and receive healing from sickness & genital warts? If you’re already saved by DEF LEPPARD, why not join me in spreading the good news of Hysteria, Pyromania, High and Dry, Def Leppard's Greatest Hits, and the latter, lesser, epistles? Tomorrow may be too late. Later today may be too late. Hell, it might be too late in a few minutes. Don't wait, order now! † † † | |
To all IRB readers and contributors....
The time is ending here at the IRB, and it's been...... interesting. :)
I would like to thank everyone who chose to participate in my little project and thusly become a part of my (almost) daily routine here at idiotroommate.com.
In the midst of daily aggravation I tried to bring some humor to my writings, I hope I succeeded.
So, to everyone who enjoyed thier time here;
THANK YOU!!
And to everyone who might've been offended, digusted or otherwise 'put off' by this blog;
PISS OFF!!
There will be a final post later tonight after the move is complete.
I'll see you all then!!
*Update*
Well, here it is 7:15pm and no sign of the IR. I suppose he's gonna wait until tomorrow (taking another day off of work, no thanks to his far superior work ethic), to move his stuff while I'm at work.
That's a-okay with me!!
I would like to thank everyone who chose to participate in my little project and thusly become a part of my (almost) daily routine here at idiotroommate.com.
In the midst of daily aggravation I tried to bring some humor to my writings, I hope I succeeded.
So, to everyone who enjoyed thier time here;
THANK YOU!!
And to everyone who might've been offended, digusted or otherwise 'put off' by this blog;
PISS OFF!!
There will be a final post later tonight after the move is complete.
I'll see you all then!!
*Update*
Well, here it is 7:15pm and no sign of the IR. I suppose he's gonna wait until tomorrow (taking another day off of work, no thanks to his far superior work ethic), to move his stuff while I'm at work.
That's a-okay with me!!
Saturday, July 16, 2005
Friday, July 15, 2005
WHAT THE HELL???
Not a single box packed... Sprawled out on his couch watching TV.
NOT PACKING...
NOT MOVING...
NOT GETTING THE FARK OUT!!!
What the hell is going on here?!??!?!
*Note* After some consideration, I believe he's waiting until the last possible minute of this weekend before beginning his trek outward. It only stands to reason that he's got to eat all of the food he's got squirreled around here so he doesn't have to pack all 3 truckloads with him.
*UPDATE 16 July, 2005*
Well, that was interesting. IR got up early this morning and prepared to leave. He got in his car, pulled it over to the dumpster and tossed out 6, count'em, 6 McDonalds bags. Then backed up to the door, came inside and got his nasty old comforter that he sprawls on while on his couch saying "I'm gonna need this."
??? Dunno what he'd need that for, but whatever floats his boat.
NOT PACKING...
NOT MOVING...
NOT GETTING THE FARK OUT!!!
What the hell is going on here?!??!?!
*Note* After some consideration, I believe he's waiting until the last possible minute of this weekend before beginning his trek outward. It only stands to reason that he's got to eat all of the food he's got squirreled around here so he doesn't have to pack all 3 truckloads with him.
*UPDATE 16 July, 2005*
Well, that was interesting. IR got up early this morning and prepared to leave. He got in his car, pulled it over to the dumpster and tossed out 6, count'em, 6 McDonalds bags. Then backed up to the door, came inside and got his nasty old comforter that he sprawls on while on his couch saying "I'm gonna need this."
??? Dunno what he'd need that for, but whatever floats his boat.
Thursday, July 14, 2005
3rd and final in a series...
This is what you've been waiting for, you just didn't know it... ;)
The (In)famous IRB is proud to present...
THE FEEDING HABITS OF THE IR - Link Removed
In .ZIP format, right click/save as. File is in SWF (Shockwave) format
after unzipping.
In this short clip, you'll see the IR in his natural state.. Eating.
You'll see him wadding up a Hershey's Kiss wrapper while smacking on it,
then tossing it onto MY end table, followed by a bit more smacking,
some scratching and teeth sucking, then reaching for another one.
The (In)famous IRB is proud to present...
THE FEEDING HABITS OF THE IR - Link Removed
In .ZIP format, right click/save as. File is in SWF (Shockwave) format
after unzipping.
In this short clip, you'll see the IR in his natural state.. Eating.
You'll see him wadding up a Hershey's Kiss wrapper while smacking on it,
then tossing it onto MY end table, followed by a bit more smacking,
some scratching and teeth sucking, then reaching for another one.
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
Monday, July 11, 2005
First in a short series...
This, is the infamous IR.
The pic has had a few effects added to it to protect his identity.
This picture was taken while he was watching tv, by my daughter who was trying to be "sneaky".
Chocolate....
So IR was down here watching tv earlier, and during a commercial break he thudded his way upstairs to grab a bag of smackage.
Once back down here, he wrestled with the small plastic bag for about a minute before he got it open. At about the time he got the 4th or 5th treat into his face, a commercial came on for the "Chocolate Factory". This is a little fondue type set that melts chocolate so you can have sweet little treats. While the commercial is playing...
IR - "Hey! Yeah everybody, put on 100 pounds this year! eeeeheeeeeheeeeeheeeeeh"
Me - *Glances over at him, then at his bag o'treats, which is full of......
*Hersheys Kisses.*
IR - *Noticing the glance* Oh. Hm. Well. *shrugs and opens another one*
Me - "sigh" *shakes head and goes back to what I was doing*
Once back down here, he wrestled with the small plastic bag for about a minute before he got it open. At about the time he got the 4th or 5th treat into his face, a commercial came on for the "Chocolate Factory". This is a little fondue type set that melts chocolate so you can have sweet little treats. While the commercial is playing...
IR - "Hey! Yeah everybody, put on 100 pounds this year! eeeeheeeeeheeeeeheeeeeh"
Me - *Glances over at him, then at his bag o'treats, which is full of......
*Hersheys Kisses.*
IR - *Noticing the glance* Oh. Hm. Well. *shrugs and opens another one*
Me - "sigh" *shakes head and goes back to what I was doing*
Sunday, July 10, 2005
Now THAT was interesting....
Got home a little bit ago, and IR was all sprawled out on his couch again, smacking away on a big bag full of something.
My daughter asks...
10yo - "Is this Saturday?"
Me - "Nope, it's Sunday."
10yo - *turns to IR* "You went to church today?"
IR - "uhhhhh, yeah."
10yo - "What are you anyway? I haven't been Christened or... ummm... What's the other one... ummm
IR - *Breaking in the middle of the "umm"* "Oh, here it is!" *half-pointing to TV showing the cartoon that was on, restarting after commercial.*
Now, I have to wonder what reasoning he used to himself for weaseling out of the question?
I mean, the desperation to get out of answering was palpable.
My daughter asks...
10yo - "Is this Saturday?"
Me - "Nope, it's Sunday."
10yo - *turns to IR* "You went to church today?"
IR - "uhhhhh, yeah."
10yo - "What are you anyway? I haven't been Christened or... ummm... What's the other one... ummm
IR - *Breaking in the middle of the "umm"* "Oh, here it is!" *half-pointing to TV showing the cartoon that was on, restarting after commercial.*
Now, I have to wonder what reasoning he used to himself for weaseling out of the question?
I mean, the desperation to get out of answering was palpable.
Friday, July 8, 2005
Mega snackage and topping off...
Tonight was another night that the smacking was incredible.
IR got home about the same time I did, and had gone shopping, cause he had 3 big bags of groceries and a bag of food from the local po-boy joint.
All the bags were dropped by his couch as he settled in for major scarfing. Opening the big styrofoam container, he revealed a large cheeseburger po-boy and large fries. (This of course, after he proclaimed on one of his christian forums how he avoided red meat due to all the fat. Let's not forget the McDonalds dinners 2-3 nights a week either....) So, I get to hear that whole mass of food being massacred, then before the container is closed, he dives into one of the department store sized bags and pulls out the biggest bag of cheetos I've ever seen... EVER.
After an hour or so and mega crunching and smacking he rolls up the top (it's now about half gone, and that's a 2 or 3 pound bag) and reaches down into another bag pulling out a big box of oatmeal raisin cookies then GRUUUUUNTS up off the couch and heads into the kitchen to make a barrel o'chocolate milk.. Before 1/2 hour has passed, the box is half empty and the choco-milk has been REFILLED and emptied again. Between smacks and chatting with the tv, he tells me...
IR - "I guess this is my last, ya know, gasp of food like this since when I, ya know, ummmm, move into my own place it'll be like a, uummm, sin not to go to the gym."
Me - "Oh I'm sure...."
Here's how much I know about his smackity habits. Every bit of it is more than anyone would ever want to know about it.
Crunchy snacks
He crunches each bite open mouthed for 3 crunches, then settles down to smacking each one for 3 more before stuffing another one in his face. A window rattling smack signals the opening of the maw in preparation for the next bite. After each third one, he swallows.
Chewy snacks
Open mouth chewing for the duration.
Snacks mixed with liquid (cereal and such)
3 serving spoonfuls in the cavern at a time, closed mouth for 3 or 4 munches, then swallowing of liquid, then open mouthed slurpity smacking until it's time for the next shovel full.
Someone shoot me.
IR got home about the same time I did, and had gone shopping, cause he had 3 big bags of groceries and a bag of food from the local po-boy joint.
All the bags were dropped by his couch as he settled in for major scarfing. Opening the big styrofoam container, he revealed a large cheeseburger po-boy and large fries. (This of course, after he proclaimed on one of his christian forums how he avoided red meat due to all the fat. Let's not forget the McDonalds dinners 2-3 nights a week either....) So, I get to hear that whole mass of food being massacred, then before the container is closed, he dives into one of the department store sized bags and pulls out the biggest bag of cheetos I've ever seen... EVER.
After an hour or so and mega crunching and smacking he rolls up the top (it's now about half gone, and that's a 2 or 3 pound bag) and reaches down into another bag pulling out a big box of oatmeal raisin cookies then GRUUUUUNTS up off the couch and heads into the kitchen to make a barrel o'chocolate milk.. Before 1/2 hour has passed, the box is half empty and the choco-milk has been REFILLED and emptied again. Between smacks and chatting with the tv, he tells me...
IR - "I guess this is my last, ya know, gasp of food like this since when I, ya know, ummmm, move into my own place it'll be like a, uummm, sin not to go to the gym."
Me - "Oh I'm sure...."
Here's how much I know about his smackity habits. Every bit of it is more than anyone would ever want to know about it.
Crunchy snacks
He crunches each bite open mouthed for 3 crunches, then settles down to smacking each one for 3 more before stuffing another one in his face. A window rattling smack signals the opening of the maw in preparation for the next bite. After each third one, he swallows.
Chewy snacks
Open mouth chewing for the duration.
Snacks mixed with liquid (cereal and such)
3 serving spoonfuls in the cavern at a time, closed mouth for 3 or 4 munches, then swallowing of liquid, then open mouthed slurpity smacking until it's time for the next shovel full.
Someone shoot me.
Monday, July 4, 2005
Is there no escape??
At 10am this morning, IR came down with a bucket of CHOOOOOOS™ and started scarfing.
Apparently, the box of BIG Cheezits that's already down here wasn't enough. (Regular Cheezits just aren't BIG enough I guess..)
And, the entire famly sized package of frosted oatmeal cookies that was down here last night, is empty.
10am... smickity smackity snarf scarf
Gimme a break!!
Apparently, the box of BIG Cheezits that's already down here wasn't enough. (Regular Cheezits just aren't BIG enough I guess..)
And, the entire famly sized package of frosted oatmeal cookies that was down here last night, is empty.
10am... smickity smackity snarf scarf
Gimme a break!!
Saturday, July 2, 2005
Black lights = ultra violet lights?
*Can you tell he was down here almost all evening?*
So, I came in the door earlier and was immediately assaulted with....
IR - "So, black lights, that's, ya know, ultra violet light, right?"
Me - "....err"
IR - "So you're sayin that black lights are the same, ya know, thing that, ya know, ruin your car's paint during the day?"
Me - *walks back out the door*
So, I came in the door earlier and was immediately assaulted with....
IR - "So, black lights, that's, ya know, ultra violet light, right?"
Me - "....err"
IR - "So you're sayin that black lights are the same, ya know, thing that, ya know, ruin your car's paint during the day?"
Me - *walks back out the door*
Paul McCartney?
IR is watching that "Live 8" thing...
IR - "Was Paul McCartney, ya know, in Sgt. Pepper?"
Me - "Yeah."
IR - "oh."
Me - "That was the Beatles."
IR - "OOOOOOhhhhh... I thought it was, ya know, *mumble* two *mumble* bands."
*rolls eyes*
IR - "Was Paul McCartney, ya know, in Sgt. Pepper?"
Me - "Yeah."
IR - "oh."
Me - "That was the Beatles."
IR - "OOOOOOhhhhh... I thought it was, ya know, *mumble* two *mumble* bands."
*rolls eyes*
Can you see my car?
So, I'm sitting here putting placemarkers in the new Google Earth, and IR pipes up from his couch...
IR - "Terraserver?"
Me - "Nope. Google Earth."
IR - "Ooooohhhh... Google Satellite Maps?" *What, does he think I wouldn't know the name of "Google Satellite Maps"??*
Me - "No. Google Earth."
IR - "Ooohhh.. I see... It's an application?"
Me - "Yup."
IR - "Internet based?"
Me - "Yup."
IR - "hm."
*a minute passes - I'm looking at the aircraft boneyard in Tucson Arizona*
IR - "That's a pretty big airport."
Me - "It's an aircraft graveyard."
IR - "eehheeeeeheeeeeeeHURP HUURP Fulla MIGs, huh?"
Me - "Nope. Mostly American military aircraft."
IR - "Oh. hm. Where's that?"
Me - "Tucson Arizona."
IR - "hm. hm. Wonder why they put it there?"
*Why would anyone care?*
*another minute passes - Marking the White House now...*
IR - "So, can you, ya know, find this building?" *My townhouse*
Me - "Oh yeah, I've already looked at it."
IR - "Ohhhhhh.. So, you can, ya know, see where my car is?"
Me - "......... It's mostly year old or better satellite images, not live."
IR - "Ooohhhhhh... hm."
IR - "Terraserver?"
Me - "Nope. Google Earth."
IR - "Ooooohhhh... Google Satellite Maps?" *What, does he think I wouldn't know the name of "Google Satellite Maps"??*
Me - "No. Google Earth."
IR - "Ooohhh.. I see... It's an application?"
Me - "Yup."
IR - "Internet based?"
Me - "Yup."
IR - "hm."
*a minute passes - I'm looking at the aircraft boneyard in Tucson Arizona*
IR - "That's a pretty big airport."
Me - "It's an aircraft graveyard."
IR - "eehheeeeeheeeeeeeHURP HUURP Fulla MIGs, huh?"
Me - "Nope. Mostly American military aircraft."
IR - "Oh. hm. Where's that?"
Me - "Tucson Arizona."
IR - "hm. hm. Wonder why they put it there?"
*Why would anyone care?*
*another minute passes - Marking the White House now...*
IR - "So, can you, ya know, find this building?" *My townhouse*
Me - "Oh yeah, I've already looked at it."
IR - "Ohhhhhh.. So, you can, ya know, see where my car is?"
Me - "......... It's mostly year old or better satellite images, not live."
IR - "Ooohhhhhh... hm."
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