But these are only 35 calories!!

So, IR was ending a 5 hour marathon game of "Godzilla 2000", (his latest XBox game rental) and had gone into the kitchen to get an ice cream bar.

Upon coming back in here;

IR - "I oughta, ya know, get more of these, they're better than the other ones!"

Me - "Is there room in the freezer for another case?"

IR - "eeeeeheeeeeheeeehuurphurrrp But these are only 35 calories!"

Me - "That doesn't mean you should eat 12 at a time though."

IR - "Ohh nooooooo." (Looking very contrite)

Me - *looks disapprovingly at the small mountain of wrappers on the table next to him*

IR - *follows gaze* "Ohhhh... Well, ya know, that's been, ya know, all day."

Me - "uh huh" *shakes head and walks away*