Oh just shut UP......

So, I got home from work today at about 3:15pm.

Had about 30 minutes of peace before Mr. Lying-In-Wait-To-Annoy-Me comes creaking down the stairs.

So here I'm sitting in my bright blue work shirt and tan pants (standard attire), I've been gone for 5 hours, and.....


IR - *mighty confused look* "Did you go to work today?"

Me - *mighty annoyed at his stupidity look* ".................."

IR - "Oh. hm."

He then proceeds to go into the kitchen for what is likely his 3rd or 4th bowl full of "something" of the day, sit behind me and slurpity smickity himself into low caloric heaven. Oh, and talk to the TV too....