Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.....

I've never run across someone more in denial about their vices... It's friggen crazy the way he attempts to remove himself from his true idiocy.


*Drinks about 8-10 16oz beers per night.
"I don't get drunk, I get buzzed." "Beer is just a beverage, but it's a beverage with a bonus. It's better than soda cause it doesn't rot your teeth."

*Eats 2 full plates of food per night, after a full breakfast and lunch. Dinner usually consists of 40-50 fish sticks, or 2 cans of chili and 4 slices of bread.
"I looked over that bread you made in the bread maker, but it didn't look too healthy."
"I try to eat as healthy as possible."
"I wish I was thin again."

*After getting 4-5 viruses on his computer, and finally having to admit that he goes to porn sites. "Well, what you call porn sites, I call sites that just happen to have good lookin women on them."