Lazy, personified.....

This actually happened a while back, but I just remembered to post it.

One day, IR came in from shopping and took great pride in showing me one of his aquisitions. 2 packages, one with 36 metal spoons and the other with 36 metal forks inside. Normal, everyday eating utensils. Now, understanding IR's sense of utter and complete slackability when it comes to doing his dishes, I had to ask, "This isn't just 72 more things to throw in the sink before you have to wash your dishes, is it?"
The response was priceless. "Uhhh.. Hm. .... Hm.. Uhhh.. ..........I guess you're right." then the inevitable tossing into the secondary utility drawer unopened. All I could do was shake my head and walk away.