10 year old ownage, revisited.....

I was in the kitchen putting away the days groceries, IR was splayed out on his couch flipping channels like a madman.
As soon as I came back into the room, he yells out...


IR - "JADE!!!!"

Me - *glances over to where he's half-pointing at the television and there is the Home Shopping Network, and they're showing a necklace and pendant that clearly states in bold letters at the bottom of the screen "Genuine Turquoise Pendant".*
*goes back into kitchen*

10-yo - "OOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo.... A turquoise pendant!"

IR - "Yeah well, that's jade. See the green?"

10-yo - "No it's not, it's turquoise. See it says "Genuine Turquoise Pendant" right there." *points at screen*

IR - "Oh. hm. Well it looked like, ya know, jade."

10-yo - "All you hadda do was read the description."

*Insert GUFFAW from kitchen here*