The Great Consumption of Ought 5

*edit - changed title*

The diet bit the big one today.....

And in a big, BIG way..

IR walked back in a few minutes ago with a large brown bag of some sort...


IR - "Food?"

Me - "What?"

IR - "You hungry?"

Me - "Nope."

IR - "You suuuuure you not hungry for a super burrito GRANDE?"

Me - "Positive."


So, he goes into the kitchen, and unbags a styrofoam container containing a humongous Panchos Burrito Supreme. You gotta take my word for this, these things can feed 2 easily. They're HUGE! So he sat back down on his couch and...


IR - "smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp"


Then, with a tremendous grunt, he heaves his mass off the couch and retreives...


Another one!


IR - "GRRUUUUUNNNTTTTTT..... smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp smickity smackity slurpity smick smackity slurp"

Now, I'm thinkin that it must be over, right? I hear him grunt off the couch again, thud into the kitchen, and GET A FUCKING THIRD ONE!

This is God Damned unbelievable! That HAS to be 5+ pounds of food! And the fat and calories!!! Holy shit! He's just eaten 3 DAYS worth of food!!!


EDIT!!!! *3 minutes later*


OH... MY.... GOD......



FUDGE BARS NOW!!!!!!!