Which do you like better?

IR - "Which do you like better, particleboard or pressboard?"

Me - ".........um. They're pretty much the same."

IR - "Well, particleboard always seemed to me to be sawdust and glue."

Me - "That's exactly what it is."

IR - "hm. Well, ya know, pressboard is at least woodchips, ya know, like real wood."


Me - "Yyyyeaaaahhh...."