Holy jeebus!

Man, if this is getting in shape, I'll stay exactly like I am.

So far, and I stress so far, for lunch today I've heard;

2 apples
1 pound of steamed vegetables
4 chicken tenders (microwaved)
1 pound of grapes
1 bag of popcorn
and
1 large bowl of granola cereal
consumed. That's in about a 1 hour period.
**CORRECTION!!! Add ANOTHER bowl of granola cereal onto that, and ANOTHER bag of popcorn. Holy crap!!!


ps - Whoever decided to eat the first apple needs to be cursed forever. (Ooops! Too late! muahaha)


ps- The weights still haven't moved.....