IR Health Report for 2/1/05

Dear health journal,

I did good today. For lunch I had a large pizza from Sams Club (I usually get an extra large) and a large diet Sprite (to offset the pizza). For dinner, another double 1/4 pounder with cheese, super-sized fries (I can afford the fries since I'm only eating one burger) and a diet Sprite. I really doused the fries with Lycopene to make them more healthy for me. For dessert, I only had 12 Fig Newtons, so there's a 50% saving in calories right there over normal!
I jumped on the talking scale to see how much I've lost and it laughed, so that must be a good thing.