The survival instinct is strong with this one.....

IR went out shopping again tonight, and was quite proud of his acquisitions.. He came in with bags o'goodies and just had to show them off.
In the bags he had..

A hiking backpack
signal mirror
waterproof matches
cable saw
fire starting blocks (2)
survival kit (in a sardine can, no shit....)


Now, upon seeing all this, I had to ask a few questions...

Me - "So, where you goin camping?"

IR - "Oh, nowhere.."

Me - "....... Ohhh.. Is this for the Rapture thing?"

IR - "NO!" (This being said in a VERY high pitched squeal, and immediately when my sentence was finished.)

Me - "heheh.. Okaaayy..."

If all this wasn't so damned funny, it'd be sad...